I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
For reals though. I apologize for anything I say or do because awkward turtle is my middle name. TRUTH. Laurel Awkward Turtle Hiddleston. That's right. I'm married to Tom. He and I are gonna have little polite gentlebabies that give their coats to all the cold reporters. Josh is also my husband, but he's more devoted to his other wife, Jen. I love him anyways.